Thursday, 25 May 2017

Behind Closed Doors: GIRL POWER IMPRESSIONS



ONE of the reasons why I decided to study so hard in school was my overwhelming desire to achieve academic excellence and climb up ladders in the corporate world. I dreamt of a steady paycheck, fame, love and glory in public service. But my dreams had been brought to a dead end when my wretched grand mum in Salye-Buikwe couldn’t afford dimes to send me back to the village school. The day I made up my mind to trek from Buikwe to the streets of Kampala made me face my greatest fears in real life. I was stranded and caught between the devil and the deep blue sea as almost all auto mobiles all over the city roads appeared to be in a steady hunt for my blood. I decided to take a temporally refugee in Diamond Trust building and wait for a reduction in the traffic flow on Kampala Road before continuing with my journey to no where.

In Diamond Trust I was completely bamboozled by corporate ladies and gentlemen in sleek neckties holding their heads high behind huge desktops with their spectacles fixed to the screens. I was mystified and wondered what kind of schools such high profiled people received their education from! Staring at my bewilderment with suspicion, some of the ladies in executive suits confirmed my astonishment by threatening to call security that would show me a way out of their office. I immediately fled for my dear life and avoided an instant baptism of fire on my first day in Kampala.

On the streets again, I could not afford crossing to the other side of the road. Reckless drivers were every where I could turn my eyes to. I chose to stand still and fix my eyes to every vehicle that passed by. Again I could not believe what my eyes were seeing. Many sleek cars drove passed me with a brave new world of revolutionary ladies steering them towards expensive boutiques, salons, and coffee shops. To my astonishment, some of these ladies driving looked younger than me! I cursed myself and moved on wondering why on earth God didn’t fix me to be born in purple and too enjoy the privileges of the royal families!

After years of hard work, prayers and luck, I found myself at University studying a course I hated most. I had applied for my top priority courses of my interest, but the Ministry of Education and Makerere University also made their own choice for me. I felt betrayed. I lost my competitive spirit for academic excellence, and hated anything academic. I had lost my dream, but I clung on, because I wanted to make my sponsors and mentors feel comfortable and proud. I settled for less and chose to enjoy the atmosphere of university life before going back to my local village in Salye Buikwe to pose as a learned fellow.

At University I spent my time instead practicing other technical skills far from the course I had been offered. At the end of the three years I had registered the poorest academic performance ever in my lifetime. But it didn’t hurt me either, because I had taught myself better skills elsewhere at campus and was so proud of them. They thrilled me and went off with a bang after combining them with entrepreneurial skills far better than what my academic fellows had reaped from their lecture rooms. They started looking up to me for jobs, and I employed a good number of them. But still, a pain was in my heart for being able to be better than those ladies I saw back in time driving in sleek cars.

After being given the responsibilities of leading a church Cell in Bweyogerere, I found myself sitting together with a group of again revolutionary ladies each owning a sleek personal vehicle. We had converged for a review meeting of our Section’s interventions in addressing community needs.

 I had no car at the time and yet poverty had also started to bite me in and out, despite of my entrepreneurial drive and skills. One of the ladies I saw was a very attractive tall and slender young lady with an executive look and conduct. She came to the meeting driving and parked her dark green car besides another lady’s. In the meeting, she could talk of auditing, tougher accounting standards, reporting standards, securities exchange, investments etcetera. I was so much impressed by her appearance, modesty and accent. But again I became more afraid of her. She’s a kind of lady who could not steal any glance at me. She talked looking at only other listeners I guess who were more important people than me. So I decided to start chasing after her. Not with a purpose of wooing her for a wife, but to find about her life and know how she climbed up the corporate ladder at such a tender age.
She had earlier sent me generalized mails saying; “Morning guys, does any of you have bank slips that you can offer? I need them like yesterday. Will come and pick them. Thanks.”
The message puzzled me so much that I began imagining strange things in my mind. I thought this girl was likely to be a woman of easy virtue. She was laying a scheme to find out whether I bank my incomes with one of the most prestigious financial institutions in Uganda. And therefore this would give her an entry point into my life and quench all the small pennies I owned. And this could as well mean that the car she was driving was “detoothed” from a certain rich sugar daddy, probably a banker.
I replied very soon to her message saying; “Thanks Grace, but I didn’t understand your message. Did you mean any bank-slips? Otherwise how are you? I hope you’re doing well. Can you imagine I again failed to get the Wednesday Cell Agenda? I hope I’ll pass by for you to bail me out again. Thanks. Michael”

Within the twinkling of an eye, I had already received a feedback from this cute girl, who had become a real big challenge to my being. She said; “Hi Michael, the message came to you in error. Sorry, I meant to send it to another Mugoya. You will pass by for one (Cell Agenda) though I will not be able to attend today. Grace.”

Her message confirmed my fears beyond dispute. The only another Mugoya I knew by then was an East African construction tycoon who was undergoing pressure and endless wrangles with the government. So when Grace mentioned another Mugoya instead of me, I concluded that this girl might be dating the city tycoon. And probably, the influence of Mugoya Construction Company Ltd was the one boosting Grace’s financial muscle to challenge ordinary men like myself, who could not meet her highest standards. However, I waited for a golden opportunity to meet her once again face to face until I come to know her backwards.

One day, our Section’s meeting was scheduled to be held at her residence. Since I was just recovering from injuries I had sustained in a car crash, she offered to pick me at the roadside. I waited for her until she picked me and drove to her place. She lived in an elegant apartment and had almost all what it takes to be in a home. This was another landmine challenge to me since I had no even an idea of starting a reputable home of my own. This is also when I as well discovered that the beautiful girl was still single, but didn’t know whether she was having intentions of dating. She served us very delicious snacks and drinks and we had a happy evening. I went back refreshed and well aware that this young lady was far much more responsible than I had anticipated. I continued to want to know more about this seemingly un-trodden land-Grace. So one evening I sat at my office and sent her a mail saying:

“Dear Grace, I hope work is going on smoothly. How are you? Sometimes I just feel a little afraid to write to you any mail. I always assume that you’re extremely busy beyond my wildest dreams! But that’s me; you might be having a break now, that’s why probably you’ve got a little time to scan through my mail.

“Last time you sent me a message requesting for bank slips. I was so shocked because me with banking are almost at odds. But later you clarified that the message was meant for another Mugoya. I guess that Mugoya is a Musoga. Is he your brother, work-mate or…you never know, he might be related to me!

“At first you had also suspected me to be Kyabazinga’s first born. Unfortunately for some, I am a pure Mugisu from the slopes of Mountain Elgon inside the remote forests of Wanaale. But it intrigues me a lot that several guys call me a Musoga. I one time enjoyed the privileges of studying for free in one secondary school, just because its Musoga headmaster mistook me for a tribe-mate. After cunningly enjoying the scholarships, he later discovered that I am even a circumcised Mugisu. It puzzled him so much that in the following term he withdrew my scholarship and blew all my privileges.

“Any way I hope you’re ok. By the way, where do you work? I think I am a bit uncertain. Sometimes I imagine firms like Standard Chartered Bank, Dott Services, FINCA, mushrooming micro-finance firms etc, etc. Oh, my God, it seems I do not care so much for the people around me! Remembering the love-meter we discussed in Cell last Wednesday, I was mesmerized to find that I was lagging behind all the Cell members. From there I took an oath of allegiance to myself to put up a spirited fight of love for my friends, family, Cell members, community, work-mates etc until I see my love-meter reading at least 36.9 C. It is a big challenge though; otherwise if my lower love-meter reading goes into negatives, I will be doomed! I suppose yours is doing well, and if so please avail me with opportunities to love. Do you have e-mail addresses and names of Christians either in your Cell or beyond? Please help forward them to me as soon as you can.

“Otherwise, Grace, I wish you well and please continue praying for me about my Testimony writing initiative to blossom. I need supporters with testimonies to share. If possible please you can also help me create awareness via e-mailing. Thanks so much, and I am waiting for your reply. Let me rush out of this guy’s internet café. You know he is so strict on time, yet very reluctant on speed. And his charges are total day time robbery. Nice time dear. Michael.”

I waited for so long without receiving Grace’s reply. I began thinking lots of funny things and assumptions again for her silence. “This girl must be a workaholic”, I thought, “Since she drives in a sleek car, she thinks she is above the clouds. I wonder how she’ll conduct herself when she buys her own personal jet! In case she has ever flown to Dubai or to Sun City, it should be the reason why she’s too proud to reply my mails. But I am a nice guy.

I also searched my heart and found that she was second to none of the girls who had impressed me. May be she thinks that I am trying to forge her into an intimate relationship! If I dare fall in love with her, then it will qualify to be a calculated risk. Though she is rich according to my own standards, I do not admire some of the things she does. Imagine a Christian like her who is even a full Cell Leader to be a great fun of secular music! I remember when I sat in her vehicle one evening on our way from the Bible study at Sports View Hotel, she was booming Radio One in her vehicle. And when she picked me up another day to her home for the leaders’ meeting, she was again enjoying the boogie songs of Sanyu FM.  This girl must be a wolf in the sheep’s clothing!

One Saturday night I got an inspiring message from Pastor Kiganda on Lighthouse Television saying that God uses the little things we have in order for Him to make great things out of them. Imagine when He commanded Moses to use the little stuff in his hand to perform the great miracles in the Exodus! On a Sunday morning, our Pastor also did well when he told us that we should sow regularly in order to receive a bountiful harvest. The more we plant, the more we reap, and that we should be patient as we give because we do not always reap right away. I interpreted the Pastor’s words in a way that I should keep up the spirit of communicating to Grace, despite her silence. So I sat down again and communicated to her saying:

Grace how’re you? I hope you’re okay. You know sometimes when we take long without communicating to our loved ones; we tend to think that may be they are going through hectic times without our knowledge. These days I have some chances to access internet, that’s why I always want to stay in touch. I find internet lesser expensive to use than my Celtel mobile.

“I am okay on my side, though I was planning to quit my work because I’ve now worked for free for a full year. But my mentor told me that working to learn is far more important than working to earn. He also said that the process I am undergoing is more important than the goals I am pursuing. He gave an example of some people who were so lucky that they won lottery games. “Most of them are now out grassing” he said, “But for a billionaire like Bill Gates even though he runs out of all his trillion dollars today and hits the deck, he can easily rebuild his Microsoft Empire. This is just because he learnt and understood the process to greatness.”

“So I am still contemplating my fate. What I feared most is that my mentor, who is also the owner of the consultancy I am working for, is guaranteed of his steady paycheck at the end of each month. Yet for me, I am so busy working very hard that I have no time to make money! But I count it all joy because what I am learning from his consultancy is two times better than the education I received from the traditional academic world. My dilemma now lies between serving God for life and doing what people expect of me.

“Nice time Grace, and God bless you for reading through my message. Will you have a Super Cell Sunday on 30thDecember? For us we’ll have one, hosting our patient. Kind regards and I wish you merry Christmas.”

Two days passed when I was still contemplating to send the message or not. All over a sudden I received a short text message from our Julian, who was also our Section Leader inviting us for the last leaders’ meeting of the ending year the following day. This meant that if I sent my second mail to Grace, we would meet again when she has not responded to two of my messages. So I chose to keep the second message in my pockets.

I was the first Cell Leader to arrive at David’s place, the selected venue for the leaders’ meeting that day. This David was a jolly handsome contented bachelor who seemed to be comfortably enjoying much of his rich single life alone. When more three leaders showed up, I heard David complaining that he has got so many messages from Grace but he’s too busy at work to reply her. I immediately began wondering why of all people Grace chose to send David endless messages without replying to mine! And to make matters worse for me, when Grace finally turned up, David started questioning her where she had been last night at midnight when he visited her residence. “Your sitting room lights were on and your bedroom lights off! At what time did you go to bed?”

Before Grace could answer any of David’s questions, we were all wondering what the man of God had been looking for at a spinsters home at such late hours! But he clarified that a workmate had invited him to help repair a laptop that had crashed down before her presentation in a workshop the following day. So we continued with our meeting agenda.

As each Cell Leader struggled with self and Cell evaluation for the ending year, Grace’s turn came last. In the meantime I had been keeping my eyes attentive to each speaker as I noted down some notes. At times I could steal a glance at Grace and realized a change in the way she looked at me. This is a girl who could not even steal a glance at me in the previous encounters. But this time she was staring at my collar with an eye of a storm which made me wonder what was up in her mind. May be she was trying to evaluate my unwelcoming features as she waited for a psychological moment! So I also chose to keep myself busy with listening to the speakers and scribbling some points on paper.

When she finally began to speak, I could not believe what my ears heard as she said that of recent she does not know much about her Cell members. And that she finds it so hard to ask for people’s whereabouts and what they do for life. “I one day followed up a certain gentleman on telephone,” she said, “But I was so disappointed when he told me that he stays in Gulu! Imagine after wasting all that time following him up to join our Cell! But now I am attempting to resume keeping in touch with my Cell members on some days. Despite that I stay long in office on especially on Thursdays and when I have reports to submit. And I am a bit afraid that our Cell Host is shifting to Mukono. So now I am planning that we start hosting Cell meetings in turns on a rotational basis. I am in a better position to host the Cell, but some members complain that my place is too far for them to reach at night.”

She poured a glassful of water and took it while staring at me again. I smiled a bit as she continued with her talk saying, “David you said that you found my lights on at midnight. You know I am now staying with a little cousin of mine who watches TV as if there will be no tomorrow. But now my prayer is that I stop overspending. I wonder why these days I spend too much money!”

“It’s because you’ve got a car,” said David, “Now you spend more on fuel and maintenance than what you used to spend in public taxis!”
“Unfortunately I am now stationed in office,” said Grace, “So I get no any bonuses as I used to when in the field. Yet I haven’t completely finished buying my car.”

This time I took advantage of the situation and stared at her the most. I was still being challenged by this girl supposedly younger than me, but more successful with life. When she stole another glance at me she turned to the rest of the members and said, “Eh, my God! Michael thanks so much for your message! At first I thought it was general, but when I scrolled to the address bar and found that it had been addressed to me alone, I was mesmerized!”

“Let me hope it wasn’t a personal message!” said Julian grinningly.
 “Oh! Munnange Michael sent me a long letter! But do not worry; I am still looking for time to reply to it.”
“No Grace, please don’t mind,” I said, “You’ll reply to it at your own convenience.”

“I am surprised,” said David, “Grace chips in some simple vernacular in her English, but you’ll never hear Julian speak her Runyoro!”
“But David,” Julian intervened, “How did you know that I am a Munyoro?”
“I know Banyoro women are the opposites of the Batooro women,” said David laughing.
“Yes!” Andrew who had been a bit silent supplemented, “Banyoro women are more aggressive than the Batooro!”

I had earlier heard rumors from my classmates and course mates that Batooro ladies never play hard to get games with any interested man. But Banyoro women are sometimes like the Bakiga. An interested man must demonstrate impressive high levels of courage, persistence and masculinity if he is to win their hand in marriage.

“But those are simply unjustifiable assumptions, “said Grace, “Look for example at some presenters on our local FM radio stations who like making fun of the English language accents of the Batooro and the Bagisu! They just want to sound comical”

When I heard her mentioning the Bagisu, I turned my eyes to look at her smiling. She immediately moaned apologetically saying, “Please Michael forgive me! This is not intended to hurt you!”

There and then I knew that she had read and internalized the mail I last sent to her.
I wanted to look at David and see his facial expressions but he was more cunning than me when he immediately intervened and said, “You know, I am too very weak at replying to e-mails. Sometimes I find my mailbox full of messages especially from my bosses. So I have to mark out those which are more urgent to attend to. But I don’t know, I think I should start marking my unanswered mails. By the way, Michael, I received your message too, but I am working my fingers to the bone that I have no time to reply.”

I enjoyed this meeting much more than before. This time, it is Grace who drove us back to our respective residencies. She also requested me to sit next to her in the front seat of her flashy vehicle, which I did with all my heart as the rest of the leaders occupied the back seats. She drove her dark green car as she kept us attentive to her talk on how she feared the deadly Ebola disease that was spreading like bushfire in Uganda. “I even looked the other side of the road and left my friend, who is a doctor at a bus stop,’ she said, “Oh, doctors I know can contract Ebola from their patients and spread it to the rest of us!”

But I never uttered any single word to her, since she was again booming her secular love songs on her car radio. I just wished her a good week when I reached my stoppage and continued with my way home.

The next time we met was at a wedding party of Isaac and Kevin. Isaac was one of our section’s leaders who was a gentle handsome man least expected to marry before the rest of the section’s bachelors. But he gave us the shock of our lives when he hitched a beautiful young lady all the way from Kasese in Western Uganda.

Since Grace was one of the ladies in the section with sleek cars, she had also offered her vehicle to drive the brides to the reception at Norfolk Gardens at Kyambogo. I had reached at the reception before the brides. And I was able to see Grace only when the bride and the bridegroom had arrived. She was dressed in a medium attractive skirt which had pulled as she crossed her legs, sitting at the back end of the gardens alone. She had also seen me but I suppose she pretended by keeping all her attention to the reception. So I also did the same until she disappeared in a twinkling of an eye. I became anxious, thinking that may be this cute girl was too exhausted to wait for the rest of the proceedings of the wedding. But I kept my cool and kept conversing with my blind buddy named Peter as we enjoyed the romantic antics of Isaac and his Kevin.

To my surprise, Grace reappeared dressed in a nice brown trouser and a blouse that matched with the decorations of the reception. This was also my learning point about ladies. I suppose Grace had studied the colors of the wedding scenery and realized that her former sexy skirt and a stripped white blouse weren’t matching with the wedding decorations. So she went to the backrooms and came back changed and shining like an angel. But wasn’t impressed either, because I had a negative attitude towards ladies who wore trousers. And for Grace, it became worse, because she removed the best clothes for me and put on the ones I despised.

So towards the dawn of the wedding, I told Peter that we had to leave early for home. But I first rebuked him for spending over three hours without saying a word to the young lady who was sitting besides him on his right. Yet the Master of Ceremony had already advised ladies at the party to keep smiling so that they catch the eyes of some senior bachelors who had come. So the lady next to Peter had kept her face up smiling at whatever was taking place. But Peter had decided to keep his mouth shut.

When I tipped on Peter to say at least a ‘hello’ to the young lady, he asked whether I had not seen any cute girl around for myself. I told him that the entire place was flooded by very attractive young ladies to the point that it was difficult to choose who to approach. But I had seen Grace seated lonely at the backseats sipping a bottle of Fanta. So I told Peter that we should pass by her seat on our way out of the party. When I crossed Grace’s eyes, she gave me a juicy smile that left me with no more words. I just smiled back and attempted to give her a handshake. But she repulsed me saying that she was afraid of contracting Ebola disease. So I asked her that between me and her who was a disease carrier. She ironically answered that she was the one with Ebola. “But why did you decide to come as late as this time?” she asked.

“No, in fact we were among the very first people to arrive at the reception,” I replied keeping my eyes straight into hers. “But we waited until 5 o’clock that’s when you people came. Why didn’t you keep time as it was indicated on the invitation cards?”
“Don’t you know African standard time?” Grace asked, “There is no hurry in Africa.”
We exchanged greetings and wishes, as I continued on our way back home with Peter.

Ever since Grace promised to reply my message, she had never fulfilled her promise. This made me more nervous than before. I suppose she was still trying to read me like a book and then use my weakest points to unleash a surprise attack of terror on my fragile heart. It seems I was dealing with a time bomb. Probably she had thought that I am a male whore who was running after every girl who crossed my eyes.

At first Grace had realized that I knew almost all girls in her Cell. I didn’t know them only by name, but by friendship as well. This kind of behavior might have developed question marks in her mind. True, I was basing my Ministry on relationship building before Christians could be in position to volunteer to me their testimonies with ease. So I was becoming an extrovert friend to every Christian; male and female alike. I had also anticipated that this approach might land me into danger, especially from the side of Christian girls. I was likely to be deeply intimate with one or two of the sisters, and eventually find myself either making wedding arrangements or caught red-handed making love with one of them. And this would be a scandal and a death blow to my Ministry. How would I run with the hare and hunt with the hounds at the same time? It was still a question.

After pondering with my fingers crossed through my pen, I decided to write back to Grace a message that would make her open up. I repeated the same message I had concealed earlier, making some few adjustments:

Dear Grace, I am ‘beeping again’. Grace how’re you? I hope you’re okay. These days I have some chances to access internet, that’s why I always want to stay in touch. I find internet lesser expensive to use than my Celtel mobile. I saw two “Graces” at Isaac’s wedding on Saturday. The first Grace was dressed in a skirt. She disappeared and the second Grace came out dressed in a trouser and blou…which were consistent with the party decorations. Very Smart!

“I am okay on my side, though I was planning to quit my work this year. I’ve now worked for free for a full year. But my mentor told me that working to learn is far more important than working to earn. He also said that the process I am undergoing is more important than the goals I am pursuing in life. He gave an example of some people who were so lucky that they won lottery games. “Most of them are now out grassing” he said, “But for a billionaire like Bill Gates even though he runs out of all his trillion dollars today and hits the deck, he can easily rebuild his Microsoft Empire. This is just because he learnt and understood the process to greatness.”

“So I am still contemplating my fate. What I feared most is that my mentor, who is also the owner of the consultancy I am working for, is guaranteed of his steady paycheck at the end of each month. Yet for me, I am so busy working very hard that I have no time to make money! But I count it all joy because what I am learning from his consultancy is two times better than the education I received from the traditional academic world. My dilemma now lies between serving God for life and doing what people expect of me.

“Nice time Grace, and God bless you for reading through my message. Where will you have a Super Cell Sunday on 30th December since you’re operating on a rotational basis? For us we’ll have one, hosting our patient. Kind regards and I wish you merry Christmas.”

I had just moved out of the internet café in Kireka to send Grace that message, when I met her driving off her sleek green car. Since I was footing with Ibra a great friend of mine, I didn’t bother to stop Grace’s car to ask how she had been. But what surprised me is that she recognized us as she kept one hand on the steering wheel and another on her ear talking to someone on phone. She also managed to wave to us as she drove past our dusty feet besides the road. I did not like her action. I had expected her to at least stop her car, hang up and greet us as loved ones. But I started thinking that probably she was talking to her sweetheart.

This time I was becoming sure that Grace’s financial muscle is not from the city tycoons I had suspected before. She’d told us in one meeting that she had bought her car on loan which she was still paying off. Probably there was another handsome perfect gentleman who was chasing after her. I do not expect a woman of such a high class and beauty to be without a man hunting her down. And I suppose that might have been another reason why she was not replying my mails.

When I told Ibra that I knew the girl driving the flashy car that had just passed by us, he looked at me with rebuking eyes. “Is that the Grace you’ve just sent your mail to?” asked Ibra looking down in my head.
“Yes she is the one,” I replied still reckoning.
“How come that she drives yet she looks young! Is she married?” asked Ibra.
“No.” I replied as I reflected on the possible reasons why Grace had just waved to me.
“I thought she’s driving her husband’s vehicle,” said Ibra taking faster steps past me. “And now I am getting more concerned for you Michael,” he added, “Do you know that among all the Cell Leaders in this Section, you’re the only one without a car?”

“I know that very well Ibra,” I replied laughing, “And in fact I almost complained to God about it one day. You know, in one of the Leaders’ meetings held at Grace’s home I was so challenged. All the Leaders had come driving their posh cars. It is me alone who didn’t even have a mountain bike. I looked all over the room full of corporate men and ladies. I was the only one who was still gambling with life and trying to make ends meet in vain. I really looked small.”

“It is like you’re not serious with life,” said Ibra. “The way I look at you Michael, I really see someone who has given up on life. Don’t you feel the pressure around you? Seeing all these people whom you would have been at the same level with, but have left you miles behind? Even that girl Grace would have been your wife, so that you marry into money!”

“Ibra,” I called his name tapping on his shoulder, “I was still complaining to God over my smallness amidst respectable people, when He asked me to remember how far He has brought me from. I remembered how I miserably grassed in abject poverty deep down in the remotest ends of Salye village, hopeless and illiterate. And how all over a sudden I found myself with men of valor and women of modesty. So who am I that all these people now know me and respect me as one of them? So I count this all joy. I may not become like them, but I want to leave a lifetime impact in each of their lives.”

When I went back to check my mails to see whether Grace had repulsed me again, I was surprised that she had responded to my message with a touch of concern. I had not expected her to write more than one sentence, but she went beyond the extra mile. So I read her reply with my feet up, trying my best to detect for some elements of affection in vain. I think she had composed her mail during the late hours at her office. She said;

“Hi Michael, thanks for checking on me. I hope everything is working out well save for the guys employing you. That’s what I call playing on one's psychology. Why should I work for the goodness of the Lord while someone there is getting their cheque? Can’t he share with you if he believes in what he says? Anyway, I am not complaining but thank God you are happy at heart. You must be a good writer. I for one, I am so brief when writing but had to go this far to try and match you. I will not be in Kampala from 24th December to 6th January so I am out for Super Cell. All the best and merry Xmas if we meet not again. Regards, Grace.”

Since in her mail she had complained about my Boss for using me, I had realized that she’s a kind of woman who never entertained working for free. Playing on one’s psychology to her could as well mean that working to earn is far better than working to learn. So probably her financial intelligence was a step ahead of mine, a guy who was far more interested in constructing and owning my own corporate ladder rather than climbing up other people’s ladders and struggling to fit in their established culture. This could as well be a challenge to my prospective of forging her into a proposed team of my then running writing and publishing charity ministry. She would make a good Accounts Personnel to fill up the cash flow level of my triangular structure of the ministry. This was because this position required someone with a financial foundation and good accounting skills, so I thought.

When I was still contemplating on what kind of reply I had to write back to Grace, I chanced and found her again at Church at Namboole Stadium. This was a great surprise because I did not expect her to have attended the 10 o’clock service. She used to attend the last service.

However, this Sunday I was stuck undecided at the stadium driveways with my visually impaired friend Peter. He had had a disagreement with his girlfriend over the phone, who had failed to fulfill her promise at the last hour of their appointment. So he was contemplating going to my Uncle’s home at Bweyogerere for a temporary refuge as he figures out the way forward. But he did not even have enough transport fare to take him there, yet I had also lost interest in acting as his guide at the moment. So I insisted that he gets a taxi to Bweyogerere as I proceed with my other private businesses. However, when I saw Grace’s sleek green car speeding off passed the pavement we were standing, I called out her name loud until she stopped.

When she had safely parked aside, we moved towards her vehicle and begged for a lift to Bweyogerere. She looked a little puzzled but she accepted anyway. She first had to unpack her shopping to create space for Peter in the backseat and me at the front. I kept my eyes fixed to her beautiful legs until she sensed it and placed a handbag on her lap as she asked me how I had been. I told her that my week was good as I again introduced Peter to her, emphasizing that he was blind. She drove on with her continued complaints about the ever increasing traffic jam on all the city roads. For me I was waiting for an opportunity to ask about her family and home village.

“So are you also going upcountry to celebrate this festive season?” I asked.
“I am not as those unlucky guys, so I have to go.” She replied as she tried to overtake a track ahead of us.
“What do you mean by the unlucky guys?” I asked with my eyes again staring at her legs on which she had placed a handbag.
“I mean those guys who are born in the city, grow up and study in it and when they die, they are definitely buried here,” She replied laughing as she tried to hoot in warning to a young boy who was reluctantly crossing the road.

“So you’re going there till 6th January,” I added, “By the way thanks for your mail, I remember you mentioning something like 4th or 6th January!”
“Oh, thanks, I feared I had sent the mail to another Mugoya!” She said as we attempted to stop in a slow flowing traffic.
“So, Grace but you have never told me who that guy Mugoya is!” I asked this time with my eyes fixed to her handbag.
“He is just my client.” She replied as she accelerated the vehicle passed a Pajero that seemed to be stuck. The black handbag slipped a bit and fell off her lap.

Client? I asked myself silently with a bit of amazement. I wanted to ask whether her work involves sales, but chose to stay silent about it.
“Oh, I thought he is the Mugoya of Mugoya Construction Company!” I said chuckling.
“Ha, that would have been a very good deal for me,” she said laughing, “But that Mugoya is now broke since all his assets were frozen. Yet I like guys who are loaded with cash.”

Her statement confirmed my fears. I had anticipated that this young girl was probably chasing after rich old men in the corporate world. So I immediately changed the topic and asked in which part of the country she was going to spend her holidays.
“I am going to be with my parents in Masaka” she replied.
“Eh, you’re from Masaka? I asked, as I continued to say, “Masaka ladies are very easy to identify.”

I wanted her to know that I was meaning that these women are generally beautiful. But she seemed less interested in the statement.
“So which exact part of Masaka? Is it Kalungu or Masaka town?” I continued to ask with now my eyes directly fixed on her legs again.
“It’s along Kyotera road where my parents live!” She replied as we came near Bweyogerere Trading Center.
“Why don’t you bring your parents to Kampala?” I asked vaguely since I was running out of what to say at the moment.
“Why should I bring them to town when they have their own established home?” She asked in an assertive tone.
“You may bring them to just live near you” I replied scratching my beard, “By the way, why didn’t you come with your cousin to church today?”
“Which cousin are you talking about?” she asked trying to cross her legs. But since she was driving, it proved to be impossible.
“The one you said she watches TV like there will be no tomorrow!” I replied with one eye fixed straight to the road and the other down on her legs.
“Oh, that one was just a young child who went back to the village.” She replied feeling a little uneasy.
“What about the girl I always saw you driving with in this car?” I asked this time without looking at her legs in admiration.
“That one is my sister,” she replied with less interest in the topic.

“Can you please drop us at home?” I begged, “You know my friend behind is visually impaired. I wonder whether you have the medication or anointing that can help him recover his sight.” I said chuckling again.
“That’s really bad!” she said, “Are you partially blind?” she directed the question to Peter.
“No, I am totally blind!” Replied Peter as we approached our destination.

We got out of Grace’s car and wished her farewell and a happy festive season of Christmas and a New Year. She also drove off to the petrol station to refill and wash her car which she had kept complaining about that it was dirty. I went, composed myself and wrote a reply to her mail saying:
  
“Thanks Grace for replying to my mail. It was really sweet for me to receive that reply from you. You know I fear that you’re always a very busy lady who has no time to waste on informal communication. But God wants us to spare and share time with one another as an expression of love to those we cherish and even the unlovable. I thank God you did it.

The guy who is “employing” me is not only playing on my psychology, but always says that one reason we are trained in school is to look for jobs. If there are no jobs, people are out of work, even if there is a lot of work to do. For example when a firm closes or moves overseas, it usually leaves behind a lot of unemployed employees. So employees see no jobs so they do nothing. On the other hand, a person like me who is receiving his training sees a lot of opportunity. And that I should know that the jobs will come if the work is done. So I am now cunningly “stealing” his wisdom and knowledge to take me to the next level.

I am personally not a good writer, but I have a higher calling to write. That’s why I have an initiative that develops Christians’ lifetime testimonies into literary texts. So I just find myself being too detailed even when not necessary. But I thank God that you wrote a quite long letter. I used to put you in the category of “one-sentence-reply” writers, but you’ve proved me wrong.

I suppose you’re still at Kyotera Road for the festive season till 6th Jan. I have packed some bogoyas for Super Cell but ha…let me hope no one will laugh at me! I wish you journey mercies back to Kampala and a beautiful 2008. I beg you to always stay in touch. Nice time. Michael

I should say that I made a huge mistake to try to dig out stories and develop weird imaginations about Grace. However, I later discovered that Grace lives in a world of her own. A world many would desire to have a glimpse at. What I learned about her however is ‘never judge a book by its cover’.

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