Thursday, 25 May 2017

Behind Closed Doors: CONNECTING THE COUNTRYSIDE



THE first day I held a phone to my ears was when I was about to sit for my final UCE examinations in a senior secondary school. I had walked on my bear feet for over thirteen kilometers all the way from Salye-Buikwe to Lugazi town where there was the nearest Post Office phone booth. I had to call my sponsors in Kampala to remind them of my urgent need for school fees, for without clearance no student was supposed to sit for the final exams. So after being helped to make that call, I had to trek again the thirteen kilometers journey through the dusty Buikwe Road back to Salye to meet my grandmamma.

In those days it was so hard to communicate using a telephone. The only existing mobile phone service providers’ charges were again a total day-light robbery. For any one to carry a mobile phone, he was straight away considered a tycoon. These guys had also created an ethos of the mobile phone class. For the ordinary people like me who dwelled in the furthest ends of Uganda, we only heard of the existence of thin phones which could also fit in someone’s hind pockets. So we yearned to have a chance of seeing at least one billionaire who carried a mobile phone. But years went by without seeing anyone in Buikwe with the prestigious mobile.

When I had just left university to face the harsh realities of the Kampala streets, I got a chance of meeting a young lady who attended our church Section’s get together bash for all Cells. By that time I had as well secured for myself a cheap Motorola phone which I used to hide away when not in use. By then girls were good at carrying very expensive phones which cost millions of shillings. And yet of all the people who had come for the bash, I was the only one without a job. Corporate ladies and gentlemen from respectable firms like MTN Uganda, Monitor Publications, Uganda Electricity Transmission Company Limited etcetera had turned up with their high sounding titles that made everyone of us tremble. I suppose I was the least respectable among all these guys. I had just finished my undergraduate studies, and yet I wasn’t sure of my passing without a retake. Yet even the course I had offered at the university could make my lips ashamed of mentioning it before such technical experts.

So the young lady who sat next to me at the bash was this cute girl who called herself Esther and conducted herself like the real Esther of the Old Testament Bible. She never uttered a word to me, though I had offered a high five “Praise God” which she had joyfully responded to. On my left, sat an extremely handsome gentleman who spoke a language I think from Mars. He was a light skinned hunk who had come with another modest lady who was also as silent as a grave. When drinks and snacks were passed around I picked my piece of chicken and passed over the remainder to Esther. She also passed it over to the rest of the bash members. I wanted to share with her a drink but feared that she might be carrying a more expensive phone than mine, so I held my peace and sipped my Pepsi as we listened to riddles and the soft gospel jazz music oozing from the background.

The Master of Ceremony finally suggested that we all introduce ourselves with names, job titles, marital status and each one’s future prospective. I felt like the MC was hitting a sharp nail right into my head. I began hearing CPAs, MDs, CEOs, Engineers, Doctors, etc proudly introducing themselves. Unfortunately my turn came before Esther’s. I just stood up, mentioned my name and instantly took back my seat. Esther also did the same. The MC intervened immediately and asked me whether I was single or married. I told the gathering that my marriage was in the pipeline but my prospective wife was still blinding me with science. So I was practically still single. When Esther also mentioned she’s still single, I regretted why I had not straight away told the faithful that I was too single and searching! My golden chance had been miserably blown up.

The bash ended with each member going back into their flashy vehicles to drive back home. I was among the few unlucky participants who had to foot back home. But the hunk who had sat next to me offered to give me a lift towards the direction of my home in Bweyogerere-Ntebetebe. When I entered the posh car, I found his silent date conveniently settled in the front seat waiting for her future husband to take her back home. To my surprise, the hunk took long to accelerate the vehicle. He said he was waiting for Esther who was still taking some photos with the party’s people thinkers. I wondered why this handsome guy was waiting for Esther yet he already had a beautiful babe right besides him! But it only meant that Esther would automatically sit besides me in the backseat as we drive home. So it happened.

As we delayed in the street traffic jam of Bweyogerere Trading Center, I was busy having a fair crack of the whip with the beautiful Esther. That’s when I discovered that Moses is the name of the hunk driving us and he was the big brother to Esther. Moses was an employee of the telecommunications giant MTN Uganda, shared parents with Esther in their homeland Kiboga, and was planning a mega wedding with the beautiful babe seated in front. When I reached my stoppage, I asked for Esther’s phone contact. To my greatest shock, she owned no mobile phone. So I gave her my contact and promised to pay a visit to their home which she had also directed me to.

Every night on my bed back home I could have reflections of Esther’s images crossing my mind every now and then. I started regarding Esther as my prospective wife to be in case I had begun chasing after her love. In some instances where we could meet at church for Bible studies, I realized that she was a beauty beyond comparison. And one day I paid her a surprise visit which lasted for two good hours of fun making. I came to know that despite her corporate brother, Esther was unemployed and she had a passion to work. I wanted to connect her to the consultancy I was working for as a volunteer but things didn’t work out. However, she kept in touch with me even when she had gone as far as her home village in Kiboga where there was hardly any communication network. This impressed me greatly and I begun to assure myself of having got a very potential wife to be-but I had not proposed to her yet. One day I sneaked into their Cell meeting after dodging mine. To my surprise, despite meeting Esther, I found there another very charming young lady called Nicollet who caught my eyes. To make my matters worse, she was a very close friend to Esther. Now I had to go back to the drawing boards and redo my homework. My heart had been instantly stolen from Esther the way I didn’t expect. I banged the table with my fist and moved out of my mind perturbed.

However, my relationship with Nicollet did not last long, despite of my being a good friend to her mother. Nicollet was a girl who could talk faster than a sewing machine. She had a commanding tone in her voice which could make even the bravest of men tremble in fear. So despite the good friendship that had been created between us, I also cunningly played my cards right or wrongly and found my way out of her life.

When I met again with Esther, she didn’t even recognize me. She mistook me for a crippled street beggar when we met at Church on one Sunday. “Eh, Michael,” she screamed on top of her voice. “Had you not tapped on my shoulder and stared straight in my eyes, I wouldn’t have recognized you! See, what happened to you? I can see you’ve grown too skinny and you’re using crutches to walk!”
Munnage, Esther I encountered a terrible accident. We were going with my workmates to conduct a baseline survey on Health, Water and Sanitation in Kiboga District,” I said with a cluck.

“Oh, sorry my dear,” said Esther looking at me with her left eye turned red.
“Do not worry my dear, I am now okay, and I am about to throw away these sticks.” I added.

I saw real concern and genuine care for me in Esther’s eyes. When I asked for her e-mail address, she too asked me again for my phone number. Since I was rushing in for the last service, I had to say goodbye to her and promised to keep in touch especially via e-mailing.

I took almost a full month without communicating again to Esther until she called me herself. I was caught unaware by her phone call. But I felt embarrassed for failing to take an initiative in communicating. She talked for over three minutes on phone asking questions concerning my current health status. When I assured her that all was well with me and that I had even thrown away the crutches, I sensed that her heart was dancing beneath her breasts. So I promised to send her an e-mail as she hung up. I immediately fulfilled my promise by writing;

“Dear Esther, How are you? I hope you’re doing well. I was so blessed to receive a call from you last time. You’re a real fun when I hear your melodious voice on phone! How is work? For me I have just thrown away the sticks and now I can walk without their support. God deserves to take the glory and praise. And He has placed on my heart a burden to see that His works are known throughout the world through testimonies. I do write and develop such testimonies into literary texts. I am glad that even your brother Moses, promised to avail me with his life-story to be written. I suppose you too have one. And my prayer is that we keep in touch especially via mail sharing experiences, heartaches and testimonies. We have a lot in common and a lot to share. Thanks for sparing me this wonderful time. Be blessed in the name of Jesus. Nice time. Michael.

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